Archive for the ‘Trivia’ Category

Dumb Britain: A selection #2

November 29, 2009

A while back I did a post about Dumb Britain, the section in Private Eye  which features the stupid answers people give on quiz shows. Here is another selection taken from Private Eye’s Dumb Britain 2 edited by Marcus Berkmann:

 

PRESENTER: Who painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?

CALLER: Leonardo di Caprio.

(2CR FM)

ANNE ROBINSON: What type of bear lives in the Arctic?

CONTESTANT (after much thought): Penguin.

(The Weakest Link)

DOMESTIC SCIENCE PRESENTER: Emmental and Double Gloucester are both types of what?

CALLER: Banks.

(Breakfast Toaster Quiz, Heart FM)

ANNE ROBINSON: What ‘B’ was a pseudonym used by Charles Dickens?

CONTESTANT: Bart Simpson.

STEVE WRIGHT: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loincloth did he play?

CALLER: Jesus.

ANNE ROBINSON: The point on a golf club or a tennis racket that gives the best contact is alliteratively known as the what spot?

CONTESTANT: The g-spot.

ANNE ROBINSON: Who won the U.S. Open Tennis Championship wearing a black dress modelled on Audrey Hepburn’s in Breakfast at Tiffany’s?

CONTESTANT: Roger Federer.

(All The Weakest Link)

PRESENTER: What name does Cat Stevens go under now? I’ll give you a clue, he became a Muslim…

CALLER: Abu Hamza?

(TalkSPORT)

PRESENTER: What is the capital of Cuba?

CALLER: Ermmm…

PRESENTER: Take your time.

CALLER: Ermmm…

PRESENTER: Go on, have a guess.

CALLER: Is it Belgium?

PRESENTER: Er, not quite.

(Sun FM, Sunderland)

DALE WINTON: Alderney and Sark – are they part of the Channel Islands?

CONTESTANT: Ooooh! Is that the English Channel? I don’t know, are there islands in the English Channel? I’ve never heard of any. France – that’s near the English Channel isn’t it?

(In It To Win It, BBC1)

ANNE ROBINSON: Pakistan was part of which other state until it achieved independence in 1947?

CONTESTANT: Bulgaria.

(The Weakest Link)

DAVE LEE TRAVIS: In which European country are there people called Walloons?

CALLER: Wales.

STEVE WRIGHT: On what part of the body is a lobotomy performed?

CONTESTANT: The bottom.

HISTORY PRESENTER: What was the date of the Battle of Hastings?

CONTESTANT: Ooooh! Er…. was it 1974?

(Galaxy Radio, Leeds)

PRESENTER: Which ancient army was discovered in China in 1974?

CONTESTANT: The Territorial Army.

(Metro Radio)

 ANNE ROBINSON: What ‘T’ did British POWs use to escape from Second World War German prison camps?

CONTESTANT: I don’t know. Was it herbal?

(The Weakest Link)

ANNE ROBINSON: In Roman Catholicism, baptism, confirmation and matrimony are three of the seven what?

CONTESTANT: Deadly sins.

(The Weakest Link)

ANNE ROBINSON: What man made structure built during the 3rd century BC is often said to be visible from space?

CONTESTANT: The Millennium Dome.

(The Weakest Link)

PRESENTER: According to legend, who shot an apple off the top of his son’s head?

CONTESTANT: Well, straightaway I’m thinking of Isaac Newton.

(Are You Smarter Than A Ten-Year-Old?)

East German Jokes

November 15, 2009

In Britain we tend to think of the term German humour as an oxymoron. But under the communist system people would tell some jokes and some of them were even funny. There are some rumours that the CIA were behind them. Typical topics were the scarcity of bananas, the infamous Trabant car, leader Erich Honnecker and the Stasi, the secret police. Of course, telling jokes could be dangerous as the Stasi had 91,000 employees and a network of around 189,000 civilian informants to spy on its citizens and you could end up in prison.  Here is a selection:

How can you use a banana as a compass? Place a banana on the Berlin Wall. East is where a bite has been taken out of it.

A West-German boy to a GDR-boy: Why is the banana curved?  The Ossie replies: What is a banana?   

How do you double the value of a Trabant? Fill up the tank!

 VEB Sachsenring brought out a new Eco-Trabi: Immediately available for delivery, extremely cheap, extremely quiet, extremely environmentally friendly – with electric power. Small problem: The extension cord is only 20 meters long and not in stock.

 A new Trabi has been launched with two exhaust pipes — so you can use it as a wheelbarrow.

 Why were there no bank robberies in East Germany? Because the robbers would have to wait fifteen years for the getaway car to arrive.

 A West German businessman is driving a Mercedes through East Germany on a rainy night when his windshield wipers stop working. He takes it to an East German mechanic, who tells him there are no Mercedes windshield wiper motors in the GDR, but he will do his best to fix it. When the businessman returns the next day, to his surprise the windshield wipers are working perfectly. “How did you find a Mercedes windshield wiper motor in the East?” he asks the mechanic. “We didn’t,” replies the mechanic, “We used the engine motor of a Trabant.”

 What would happen if the desert became communist? Nothing for a while, and then there would be a sand shortage.

 Why can’t you get any pins in East Germany anymore? Because they are being sold to Poland as kebab skewers.

 One night, Erich Honnecker was in the bedchamber having some pillow talk with his mistress. He was in a magnanimous mood and offered her a present of her choice. She thought about his offer for a moment and then replied, “Oh, Erich, if there is one thing I would like you to do for me, it is this: open the borders just for one day.”  Honnecker said, “Of course, my dear,” but was a bit puzzled by her request. He asked, “But why would you have me do such a thing?”  The mistress replied, “I want to be alone with you.”

 How can you tell that the Stasi has bugged your apartment? There’s a new cabinet in it.

 What’s the difference between an HO-sausage and Sputnik? They’ve officially confirmed that Sputnik 2 had a dog in it. (HO was the state grocery network)

In defence of trivia

November 1, 2009

I have just finished reading The Importance of Being Trivial by Mark Mason. This delightful book, which deals with the author’s quest to find the perfect piece of trivia, has interviews with aficionados, and scientists as the author seeks to explain the appeal of trivia and what it tells us about being human. The book is peppered with titbits and here is a selection of my favourites:

  • Pete Conrad was the first man to fall over on the moon.
  • George Foreman’s sons are all called George.
  • Gordon Brown, who is blind in one eye, decreed that the font for Number Ten emails change from Times New Roman 12 to Arial when he became PM
  • Oasis’s Liam Gallagher has an IQ of over 160.
  • The only female in Lawrence is Arabia is Gladys the camel.
  • The first government ban on smoking was instituted by the Nazis.
  • Jack the Ripper was left-handed.
  • In 1977, when Elvis Presley died, there were 170 Elvis impersonators in the world. By the turn of the millennium that had grown to 85,000. At that rate of growth, by 2019 one third of the world’s population will be Elvis impersonators.
  • The leg in the famous poster for The Graduate was not Anne Bancroft’s it belonged to Linda Gray, who would go on to play Sue Ellen in the hit TV series Dallas.

I want to have a look at what trivia is. The word comes from the Latin for three ways. It referred to the arte triviale the trivium the three liberal arts (the education appropriate for a free man) taught at university namely grammar, rhetoric and logic. The other four liberal arts were the quadrivium – arithmetic, geometry, music, and astronomy, which were considered more intellectually demanding and thus trivia came to mean “of interest only to an undergraduate”. Its modern incarnation is, rather surprisingly for me, is from the USA; two Columbia University students, Ed Goodgold and Dan Carlinsky, ran quizzes at  their university with questions about culturally significant but ultimately useless information, which they called trivia contests.

There is no doubt that trivia has its detractors. It is considered shallow and its practitioners are considered anal In English we have that rather despective word, coined by Norman Mailer, factoid, facts which have no existence before appearing in a magazine or newspaper. I remember a teacher at school calling participants on the quiz programme Mastermind as human dustbins. It does seem to be a particularly masculine activity drawing on the male brain that is dedicated to systemising.

One thing that is clear is the incomplete nature of knowledge. There are so many things we think we know but that turn out to have no basis in truth. Facts once they get out seem to have a life of their own. Sometimes we do it ourselves when we fill in the gaps in our memory by unconsciously inventing something. The programme QI has a section called General Ignorance where they debunk myths that have gained acceptance: Marco Polo was in fact Croatian and his name means Mark Chicken. Nelson’s last words were not “Kiss me, Hardy” or “Kismet, Hardy” but “Drink, drink. Fan, fan Rub, rub.” The steam engine was actually invented in ancient Greece. I guess that in the Internet age we have learnt that the truth is complicated.

If you are a regular reader of my blog, you will know that I don’t agree with the critics of trivia. If you look on the right hand side I have a category dedicated to it. I am an intellectual dilettante a knowledge junkie. I love finding out about theories and ideas but I do enjoy that special feeling when I discover a magical piece of trivia. I do agree that facts without theory is trivia and theory without facts is bullshit. But trivia is a way of making knowledge attractive and is just great fun. And that’s more than enough for me.

Famous put-downs #2

November 1, 2009

# Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend – if you have one.  George Bernard Shaw (to Winston Churchill)
Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend second – if there is one. Churchill’s reply

#  It’s a new low for actresses when you have to wonder what’s between her ears instead of her legs. Hepburn on Sharon Stone.

 #  He is racist, he’s homophobic, he’s xenophobic and he’s a sexist. He’s the perfect Republican candidate. Bill Press (about Pat Buchanan)

# I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up. Groucho Marx

#  He couldn’t ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner. Johnny Carson (about Chevy Chase)

#  Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a condom full of walnuts.  Clive James

 #  Mr. Wilson bores me with his Fourteen Points; why, God Almighty has only Ten! Georges Clemenceau on Woodrow Wilson

#  Michael Jackson’s album was only called “Bad” because there wasn’t enough room on the sleeve for “Pathetic.” The Artist Formerly Known as Prince (about Michael Jackson)

#  Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool. Bill Maher

#  He hasn’t just lost the plot, he’s lost the whole library!  Melody Maker (about Michael Jackson, 1992)

#  Pamela Lee said her name is tattooed on her husband’s penis, which explains why she changed her name from Anderson to Lee. Conan O’Brien

#  Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.  Edgar Wilson “Bill” Nye

#  History buffs probably noted the reunion at a Washington party a few weeks ago of three ex-presidents: Carter, Ford, and Nixon — See No Evil, Hear No Evil, and Evil. Robert J. Dole

#  It all makes sense after 14 pints. Everything makes sense after 14 pints. John Redwood looks sane. Michael Portillo looks loyal. After 14 pints, even William Hague looks like a prime minister. Tony Blair after William Hague’s claim that he used to regularly sink 14 pints in the pub.

#  I worship the quicksand he walks in. Art Buchwald (about Richard Nixon)

#  Such a little man could not have made so big a depression. Norman Thomas (about Herbert Hoover)

#  Gibbon is an ugly, affected, disgusting fellow and poisons our literary club for me. I class him among infidel wasps and venomous insects. James Boswell (about Edward Gibbon)

#  The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasn’t he, Percy? Edmund Blackadder to Lord Percy

 #  Like being savaged by a dead sheep. Denis Healey describing an attack by Geoffrey Howe.

 #  He has not a single redeeming defect. Benjamin Disraeli on William Gladstone.

 Finally, you may think cricket is a genteel, boring game…

#  Rodney Marsh….”How’s your wife and my kids…..”
Ian Botham..”The wife’s fine but the kids are retarded…”

# Shane Warne : I’ve waited two years for another chance to humiliate you.
Daryll Cullinan : Looks like you spent it eating.

Mate, if you turn the bat over, you’ll see the instructions on the back!  Merv Hughes to Robin Smith

Magic Effects: a list

October 3, 2009

Wikipedia has this typology of magical techniques. Of course, many magical routines use combinations of effects. Here they are:

 Production The magician produces something from nothing—a rabbit from an empty hat, a fan of cards from thin air, a shower of coins from an empty bucket, or the magician themselves, appearing in a puff of smoke on an empty stage — all of these effects are productions.

Vanishing The magician makes something disappear—a coin, a cage of doves, milk from a newspaper, an assistant from a cabinet, or even the Statue of Liberty. A vanish, being the reverse of a production, may use a similar technique, in reverse.

Transformation The magician transforms something from one state into another—a silk handkerchief changes colour, a lady turns into a tiger, an indifferent card changes to the spectator’s chosen card. A transformation can be seen as a combination of a vanish and a production.

Restoration The magician destroys an object, then restores it back to its original state—a rope is cut, a newspaper is torn, a woman is sawn in half, a borrowed watch is smashed to pieces—then they are all restored to their original state.

Teleportation The magician causes something to move from one place to another—a borrowed ring is found inside a ball of wool, a canary inside a light bulb, an assistant from a cabinet to the back of the theatre. When two objects exchange places, it is called a transposition: a simultaneous, double teleportation.

Escapology The magician (an assistant may participate, but the magician himself is by far the most common) is placed in a restraining device (i.e. handcuffs or a straitjacket) or a death trap, and escapes to safety. Examples include being put in a straitjacket and into an overflowing tank of water, and being tied up and placed in a car being sent through a car crusher.

Levitation The magician defies gravity, either by making something float in the air, or with the aid of another object (suspension)—a silver ball floats around a cloth, an assistant floats in mid-air, another is suspended from a broom, a scarf dances in a sealed bottle, the magician hovers a few inches off the floor. There are many popular ways to create this illusion of even the magician himself being levitated.

Penetration The magician makes a solid object pass through another—a set of steel rings link and unlink, a candle penetrates an arm, swords pass through an assistant in a basket, a saltshaker penetrates the table-top, a man walks through a mirror. Sometimes referred to as “solid-through-solid”.

Prediction The magician predicts the choice of a spectator, or the outcome of an event under seemingly impossible circumstances—a newspaper headline is predicted, the total amount of loose change in the spectator’s pocket, a picture drawn on a slate. Prediction forms the basis for most “pick-a-card” tricks, where a random card is chosen, then revealed to be known by the performer.

QI: A selection #4

September 20, 2009

Here is another selection of trivia that I have picked from the QI column in the Telegraph:

French fries were invented in 17th-century Belgium as a substitute for, rather than accompaniment to, fish. When the rivers froze and fish couldn’t be caught, potatoes were cut into fishy shapes and fried instead. The Dutch call chips Vlaamse frieten (Flemish fries). The first recorded chip shop, Max et Fritz, was established in Antwerp in 1862. The Belgian’s often claim the term “French fry” came from British and US troops exposed to their national delicacy during the First World War, but the expression “French fried potatoes” had been in use in America long before the Great War.

In 2005 the British Cheese Board organised a study involving 200 volunteers in an attempt to nail the old wives’ tale that eating cheese before sleep gives you nightmares. The results revealed a different story: more than three quarters of the participants, who ate 20 grams of cheese before going to bed, reported undisturbed sleep, although the majority of them were able to recall their dreams. More surprisingly, the different varieties of cheese seemed to produce different kinds of dream. Cheddar induced a higher proportion of dreams about celebrities; Red Leicester summoned childhood memories; Lancashire generated dreams about work; while Cheshire inspired no dreams at all. The overall conclusion was that cheese was a perfectly safe late-night snack which, because of its high levels of the serotonin-producing amino acid tryptophan, was far more likely to induce sleep and reduce stress.

 

Clouds are classified according to their height and appearance. The 10 basic categories were first agreed by the Cloud Committee of the International Meteorological Conference in 1896 and published as the International Cloud Atlas. Their classifications were based on the pioneering work of Luke Howard (1772-1864), an English Quaker and pharmacist, who published his Essay on the Modification of Clouds in 1802. In it he gives Latin names to the four main cloud types: cirrus, “curl”; stratus, “layer”; cumulus, “heap”; and nimbus, “rain cloud”. The early theorist of evolution, Jean-Baptiste Lamarck (1744-1829) had suggested an earlier system in French but it didn’t catch on – his names included “hazy clouds” (en forme de voile), “massed clouds” (attroupes), “broom-like clouds” (en balayeurs). Before Howard and Lamarck, clouds were simply named after their appearance: white, black, mare’s tail or mackerel. In Iran clouds are good omens. To indicate someone is blessed they say: dayem semakum ghaim, which translates as “your sky is always filled with clouds”.

 

The largest bank note in England is the one hundred million pound note, nicknamed a Titan. It is only used internally at the Bank of England, and there are only 40 in existence.

 

The Hundred Years’ War (1337-1453) actually lasted 116 years and didn’t acquire its popular name until 1874. It was a series of skirmishes fought between two French families, one of whom claimed the French throne (Valois), while the other claimed both France and England (Plantagenet). The eventual victory of the Valois came at a high price – France’s population was reduced by two-thirds over the period and England was left isolated from the rest of Europe, speaking English rather than French.

 

Giant Sequoia trees are the heaviest living things to have existed on Earth: they can weigh more than 6,000 tons, reach 311 feet in height and 40 feet in diameter. Their bark is up to four feet thick, but the seeds are tiny, weighing 1/3000th of an ounce each, approximately one billionth the weight of the fully grown tree. Also known as Wellingtonia trees, Giant Sequoias are native to California but have been planted worldwide. They are also the fastest growing trees in the world. Paradoxically, forest fires are essential for their survival. Because of their thick bark, sequoias survive fires which completely destroy all other trees, leaving the forest clear of undergrowth, which enables the sequoia’s absurdly tiny seeds to survive. The trees also rely on the heat of the fires to open their tough seed cones and to expose the bare soil. Because of this the US Forest Service now regularly sets fire to their sequoia groves on purpose.

 

Iceland is a bigger land mass than most of us realise. At 39,000 sq m (101010 sq km) it is the same size as Cuba, 25 per cent bigger than Ireland and 50 per cent bigger than Sri Lanka. Despite this its population is slightly smaller than that of Croydon: 310,000. This means that, per head of population, Icelanders read more books, eat more sugar, keep more shotguns, drive more four-wheel drives, produce more poets and have more Nobel Prize winners (just the one) than any other nation. In 2007, Iceland was ranked the most developed country in the world by the United Nations. In 2003 three Icelandic banks – Landsbanki, Kaupthing and Glitnir – began buying foreign assets, building up a joint portfolio of $140 billion (£92 bn). By 2006, the average Icelandic family was three times as wealthy as it had been in 2003, but the prosperity ended abruptly in October 2008, when the three banks failed. Iceland now faces an economy saddled with debts running at 850 per cent of GDP, or £224,000 owed for every man, woman and child in the country. The UK deposited more than £30 bn into Iceland. Educational institutions have been particularly affected –Oxford University alone has lost £50 million.

 

The most plausible biological explanation for kissing is that it allows prospective mates to sample one another’s pheromones and test them for biological compatibility (although experiments have so far been unable to establish if human sex pheromones really exist). It takes a lot of muscular co-ordination to kiss properly – 34 facial muscles and 112 postural muscles are involved.

 

The early uses for chocolate were medicinal and in recent years bold claims have been made for its therapeutic benefits. Chocolate contains serotonin, phenylethylamine (the so-called ”love chemical’’) and endorphins which, it is claimed, can relieve pain, reduce stress and reduce the risk of heart disease and cancer. Unfortunately, the beneficial chemicals come wrapped in a thick coating of sugar and (often) dairy fat, the negative effects of which more than outweigh the chemical upside. Interestingly, in blind tests where chocolate lovers were given cacao capsules (containing the same balance of chemicals) they didn’t report any of the same psychological benefits they had experienced when allowed to eat a bar of their favourite chocolate. This suggests that the positive effects come from having satisfied a craving; like other sweet and fatty foods, chocolate is habit forming. And yet, so powerful are the pleasure centres in our brain, that sucking on a piece can make your heart beat faster and for longer than a passionate kiss.

 

The astronomical name for our Sun is Sol. Everything about Sol is big: it makes up 99 per cent of the mass of the solar system (all the planets and asteroids added together only account for 1 per cent). It burns 700 million tons of hydrogen a second yet it takes a million years for the energy created in its core to filter out to the surface, which is 3,000 times cooler than the centre (16.7 million C). Every second, Sol produces energy equivalent to 35 million times the annual electricity consumption of North America. Sol is 1.3 million times bigger than Earth and at 93 million miles distance, its rays take just eight minutes and 19 seconds to reach us. Despite these figures, Sol is an average to small star, known as a white dwarf, halfway through its life. Close neighbour Betelgeuse (one of the constellation Orion’s ‘’shoulders’’) is 700 times bigger and 14,000 times brighter. Sol is only one of 100 billion stars in the Milky Way, which is itself just one of an estimated 125 million galaxies in the observable universe.

Here is another selection of trivia that I have picked from the QI column in the Telegraph:

 

French fries were invented in 17th-century Belgium as a substitute for, rather than accompaniment to, fish. When the rivers froze and fish couldn’t be caught, potatoes were cut into fishy shapes and fried instead. The Dutch call chips Vlaamse frieten (Flemish fries). The first recorded chip shop, Max et Fritz, was established in Antwerp in 1862. The Belgian’s often claim the term “French fry” came from British and US troops exposed to their national delicacy during the First World War, but the expression “French fried potatoes” had been in use in America long before the Great War.

 

In 2005 the British Cheese Board organised a study involving 200 volunteers in an attempt to nail the old wives’ tale that eating cheese before sleep gives you nightmares. The results revealed a different story: more than three quarters of the participants, who ate 20 grams of cheese before going to bed, reported undisturbed sleep, although the majority of them were able to recall their dreams. More surprisingly, the different varieties of cheese seemed to produce different kinds of dream. Cheddar induced a higher proportion of dreams about celebrities; Red Leicester summoned childhood memories; Lancashire generated dreams about work; while Cheshire inspired no dreams at all. The overall conclusion was that cheese was a perfectly safe late-night snack which, because of its high levels of the serotonin-producing amino acid tryptophan, was far more likely to induce sleep and reduce stress.

 

Clouds are classified according to their height and appearance. The 10 basic categories were first agreed by the Cloud Committee of the International Meteorological Conference in 1896 and published as the International Cloud Atlas. Their classifications were based on the pioneering work of Luke Howard (1772-1864), an English Quaker and pharmacist, who published his Essay on the Modification of Clouds in 1802. In it he gives Latin names to the four main cloud types: cirrus, “curl”; stratus, “layer”; cumulus, “heap”; and nimbus, “rain cloud”. The early theorist of evolution, Jean-Baptiste Lamarck (1744-1829) had suggested an earlier system in French but it didn’t catch on – his names included “hazy clouds” (en forme de voile), “massed clouds” (attroupes), “broom-like clouds” (en balayeurs). Before Howard and Lamarck, clouds were simply named after their appearance: white, black, mare’s tail or mackerel. In Iran clouds are good omens. To indicate someone is blessed they say: dayem semakum ghaim, which translates as “your sky is always filled with clouds”.

 

The largest bank note in England is the one hundred million pound note, nicknamed a Titan. It is only used internally at the Bank of England, and there are only 40 in existence.

 

The Hundred Years’ War (1337-1453) actually lasted 116 years and didn’t acquire its popular name until 1874. It was a series of skirmishes fought between two French families, one of whom claimed the French throne (Valois), while the other claimed both France and England (Plantagenet). The eventual victory of the Valois came at a high price – France’s population was reduced by two-thirds over the period and England was left isolated from the rest of Europe, speaking English rather than French.

 

Giant Sequoia trees are the heaviest living things to have existed on Earth: they can weigh more than 6,000 tons, reach 311 feet in height and 40 feet in diameter. Their bark is up to four feet thick, but the seeds are tiny, weighing 1/3000th of an ounce each, approximately one billionth the weight of the fully grown tree. Also known as Wellingtonia trees, Giant Sequoias are native to California but have been planted worldwide. They are also the fastest growing trees in the world. Paradoxically, forest fires are essential for their survival. Because of their thick bark, sequoias survive fires which completely destroy all other trees, leaving the forest clear of undergrowth, which enables the sequoia’s absurdly tiny seeds to survive. The trees also rely on the heat of the fires to open their tough seed cones and to expose the bare soil. Because of this the US Forest Service now regularly sets fire to their sequoia groves on purpose.

 

Iceland is a bigger land mass than most of us realise. At 39,000 sq m (101010 sq km) it is the same size as Cuba, 25 per cent bigger than Ireland and 50 per cent bigger than Sri Lanka. Despite this its population is slightly smaller than that of Croydon: 310,000. This means that, per head of population, Icelanders read more books, eat more sugar, keep more shotguns, drive more four-wheel drives, produce more poets and have more Nobel Prize winners (just the one) than any other nation. In 2007, Iceland was ranked the most developed country in the world by the United Nations. In 2003 three Icelandic banks – Landsbanki, Kaupthing and Glitnir – began buying foreign assets, building up a joint portfolio of $140 billion (£92 bn). By 2006, the average Icelandic family was three times as wealthy as it had been in 2003, but the prosperity ended abruptly in October 2008, when the three banks failed. Iceland now faces an economy saddled with debts running at 850 per cent of GDP, or £224,000 owed for every man, woman and child in the country. The UK deposited more than £30 bn into Iceland. Educational institutions have been particularly affected –Oxford University alone has lost £50 million.

 

The most plausible biological explanation for kissing is that it allows prospective mates to sample one another’s pheromones and test them for biological compatibility (although experiments have so far been unable to establish if human sex pheromones really exist). It takes a lot of muscular co-ordination to kiss properly – 34 facial muscles and 112 postural muscles are involved.

 

The early uses for chocolate were medicinal and in recent years bold claims have been made for its therapeutic benefits. Chocolate contains serotonin, phenylethylamine (the so-called ”love chemical’’) and endorphins which, it is claimed, can relieve pain, reduce stress and reduce the risk of heart disease and cancer. Unfortunately, the beneficial chemicals come wrapped in a thick coating of sugar and (often) dairy fat, the negative effects of which more than outweigh the chemical upside. Interestingly, in blind tests where chocolate lovers were given cacao capsules (containing the same balance of chemicals) they didn’t report any of the same psychological benefits they had experienced when allowed to eat a bar of their favourite chocolate. This suggests that the positive effects come from having satisfied a craving; like other sweet and fatty foods, chocolate is habit forming. And yet, so powerful are the pleasure centres in our brain, that sucking on a piece can make your heart beat faster and for longer than a passionate kiss.

 

The astronomical name for our Sun is Sol. Everything about Sol is big: it makes up 99 per cent of the mass of the solar system (all the planets and asteroids added together only account for 1 per cent). It burns 700 million tons of hydrogen a second yet it takes a million years for the energy created in its core to filter out to the surface, which is 3,000 times cooler than the centre (16.7 million C). Every second, Sol produces energy equivalent to 35 million times the annual electricity consumption of North America. Sol is 1.3 million times bigger than Earth and at 93 million miles distance, its rays take just eight minutes and 19 seconds to reach us. Despite these figures, Sol is an average to small star, known as a white dwarf, halfway through its life. Close neighbour Betelgeuse (one of the constellation Orion’s ‘’shoulders’’) is 700 times bigger and 14,000 times brighter. Sol is only one of 100 billion stars in the Milky Way, which is itself just one of an estimated 125 million galaxies in the observable universe.

Some philosophical thought experiments #2

June 21, 2009

Here are some more thought experiments I found on the Internet::

 

Sustainable development

The Green family realised that their success was exacting a high price. Their country farmhouse included their home and their business premises. But while their enterprise was creating a healthy profit, the vibrations caused by the heavy machinery used on site was destroying the fabric of the building. If they carried on as they were, in five years the building would be unsafe and they would be forced out. Nor were their profits sufficient to fund new premises or undertake the repairs and structural improvements required. Mr and Mrs Green were determined to preserve their home for their children. And so they decided to slow production and thus the spread of the damage. Ten years later, the Greens passed away and the children inherited the family estate. The farmhouse was falling to pieces. The builders said it would cost £1m to put right. The youngest of the Greens, who had been the accountant for the business for many years, grimaced and buried his head in his hands. “If we had carried on at full production and not worried about the building, we would have had enough money to put this right five years ago. Now, after 10 years of underperformance, we’re broke.” His parents had tried to protect his inheritance. In fact, they had destroyed it.

 

The famous violinist

This one involves a famous violinist falling into a coma. The society of music lovers determines from medical records that you and you alone can save the violinist’s life by being hooked up to him for nine months. The music lovers break into your home while you are asleep and hook the unconscious (and unknowing, hence innocent) violinist to you. You may want to unhook him, but you are then faced with this argument put forward by the music lovers: The violinist is an innocent person with a right to life. Unhooking him will result in his death. Therefore, unhooking him is morally wrong. However, the argument does not seem convincing in this case. You would be very generous to remain attached and in bed for nine months, but you are not morally obliged to do so. The parallel with the abortion case is evident. The thought experiment is effective in distinguishing two concepts that had previously been run together: “right to life” and “right to what is needed to sustain life.” The foetus and the violinist may each have the former, but it is not evident that either has the latter. The upshot is that even if the foetus has a right to life (which Thompson does not believe but allows for the sake of the argument), it may still be morally permissible to abort. [

 

Nature the artist

Daphne Stone could not decide what to do with her favourite exhibit. As curator of the art gallery, she had always adored an untitled piece by Henry Moore, only posthumously discovered. She admired the combination of its sensuous contours and geometric balance, which together captured the mathematical and spiritual aspects of nature. At least, that’s what she thought up until last week, when it was revealed that it wasn’t a Moore at all. Worse, it wasn’t shaped by human hand but wind and rain. Moore had bought the stone to work on, only to conclude that he couldn’t improve on nature. But when it was found, everyone assumed that Moore must have carved it. Stone was stunned and her immediate reaction was to remove the “work” from display. But then she realised that this revelation had not changed the stone itself, which still had all the qualities she had admired. Why should her new knowledge of how the stone came to be change her opinion of what it is now, in itself?

 

The Chinese Room

The Chinese Room argument, devised by John Searle, is an argument against the possibility of true artificial intelligence. The argument centres on a thought experiment in which someone who knows only English sits alone in a room following English instructions for manipulating strings of Chinese characters, such that to those outside the room it appears as if someone in the room understands Chinese. The argument is intended to show that while suitably programmed computers may appear to converse in natural language, they are not capable of understanding language, even in principle. Searle argues that the thought experiment underscores the fact that computers merely use syntactic rules to manipulate symbol strings, but have no understanding of meaning or semantics. Searle’s argument is a direct challenge to proponents of Artificial Intelligence, and the argument also has broad implications for functionalist and computational theories of meaning and of mind. As a result, there have been many critical replies to the argument.

 

The poppadom paradox

As life-transforming events go, the arrival of poppadoms at the table hardly counts as the most dramatic. But it gave Saskia the kind of mental jolt that would profoundly alter the way she thought. The problem was that the waiter who delivered the poppadoms was not of Indian descent, but a white Anglo-Saxon. This bothered Saskia, because for her, one of the pleasures of going out for a curry was the feeling that you were tasting a foreign culture. But the more she thought about it, the less it made sense. Saskia thought of herself as a multiculturalist: she positively enjoyed the variety of cultures an ethnically diverse society sustains. But her enjoyment depended upon other people remaining ethnically distinct. She could only enjoy a life flitting between many different cultures if others remained firmly rooted in one. For her to be a multiculturalist, others needed to be monoculturalists. Where did that leave her ideal of a multicultural society?

Here is a previous post: Some philosophical thought experiments #1

Pirate code

May 31, 2009

I came across this agreement among pirates on the internet.  This is the pirate version of a written constitution and here are a few of the articles drawn up by the crew of Captain John Phillips in 1723:

 Every man shall obey civil Command; the Captain shall have one full Share and a half in all prizes;The Master, Carpenter, Boatswain, and Gunner shall have one share and a quarter.

If any man shall offer to run away, or keep any secret from the Company, he shall be maroon’d with one bottle of powder, one bottle of water, one small arm, and shot.

If any man shall steal anything in the Company, or game, to the value of a piece of Eight, he shall be maroon’d or shot. 

That man that shall strike another whilst those Articles are in force, shall receive Moses’s Law (that is 40 stripes lacking one) on the bare back.

 That man that shall not keep his arms clean, fit for engagement, or neglect his business, shall be cut off from his share, and suffer such other punishment as the Captain and the Company shall think fit.

 If any man shall lose a joint in time of engagement shall have 400 pieces of eight; if a limb 800.

 If at any time you meet with a prudent woman, that man that offers to meddle with her, without her consent shall suffer Death.

The origins of human language

May 17, 2009

I found this list on the Internet; you may have seen it before. It looks at the different theories about the origins of language: How did we get from animal vocalization to human language? Here they are:

 

1. The mama theory.  Language began with the easiest syllables attached to the most significant objects.

 

2.  The ta-ta theory.  Sir Richard Paget, influenced by Darwin, believed that body movement preceded language.  Language began as an unconscious vocal imitation of these movements — like the way a child’s mouth will move when they use scissors, or my tongue sticks out when I try to play the guitar.  This evolved into the popular idea that language may have derived from gestures.

 

3.  The bow-wow theory.  Language began as imitations of natural sounds — moo, choo-choo, crash, clang, buzz, bang, meow…  This is more technically refered to as onomatopoeia or echoism.

 

4.  The pooh-pooh theory.  Language began with interjections, instinctive emotive cries such as oh! for surprise and ouch! for pain.

 

5.  The ding-dong theory.  Some people, including the famous linguist Max Muller, have pointed out that there is a rather mysterious correspondence between sounds and meanings.  Small, sharp, high things tend to have words with high front vowels in many languages, while big, round, low things tend to have round back vowels!  Compare itsy bitsy teeny weeny with moon, for example.  This is often referred to as sound symbolism.

 

6.  The yo-he-ho theory.  Language began as rhythmic chants, perhaps ultimately from the grunts of heavy work (heave-ho!).  The linguist A. S. Diamond suggests that these were perhaps calls for assistance or cooperation accompanied by appropriate gestures.  This may relate yo-he-ho to the ding-dong theory, as in such words as cut, break, crush, strike…

 

7.  The sing-song theory.  Danish linguist Jesperson suggested that language comes out of play, laughter, cooing, courtship, emotional mutterings and the like.  He even suggests that, contrary to other theories, perhaps some of our first words were actually long and musical, rather than the short grunts many assume we started with.

 

8.  The hey you! theory.  A linguist by the name of Revesz suggested that we have always needed interpersonal contact, and that language began as sounds to signal both identity (here I am!) and belonging (I’m with you!).  We may also cry out in fear, anger, or hurt (help me!).  This is more commonly called the contact theory.

 

9.  The eureka! theory.  And finally, perhaps language was consciously invented.  Perhaps some ancestor had the idea of assigning arbitrary sounds to mean certain things.  Clearly, once the idea was had, it would catch on like wild-fire!

Top 100 Advertising Campaigns

May 9, 2009

This list comes from the website of Advertising Age and features ads from the last century:

  1. Volkswagen, “Think Small“, Doyle Dane Bernbach, 1959
  2. Coca-Cola, “The pause that refreshes“, D’Arcy Co., 1929
  3. Marlboro, The Marlboro Man, Leo Burnett Co., 1955
  4. Nike, “Just do it“, Wieden & Kennedy, 1988
  5. McDonald’s, “You deserve a break today“, Needham, Harper & Steers, 1971
  6. DeBeers, “A diamond is forever”, N.W. Ayer & Son, 1948
  7. Absolut Vodka, The Absolut Bottle, TBWA, 1981
  8. Miller Lite beer, “Tastes great, less filling”, McCann-Erickson Worldwide, 1974
  9. Clairol, Does she…or doesn’t she?”, Foote, Cone & Belding, 1957
  10. Avis, “We try harder”, Doyle Dane Bernbach, 1963
  11. Federal Express, “Fast talker”, Ally & Gargano, 1982
  12. Apple Computer, “1984″, Chiat/Day, 1984
  13. Alka-Seltzer, Various ads, Jack Tinker & Partners; Doyle Dane Bernbach; Wells Rich, Greene, 1960s, 1970s
  14. Pepsi-Cola, “Pepsi-Cola hits the spot”, Newell-Emmett Co., 1940s
  15. Maxwell House, “Good to the last drop”, Ogilvy, Benson & Mather, 1959
  16. Ivory Soap, “99 and 44/100% Pure”, Proctor & Gamble Co., 1882
  17. American Express, “Do you know me?”, Ogilvy & Mather, 1975
  18. U.S. Army, “Be all that you can be”, N.W. Ayer & Son, 1981
  19. Anacin, “Fast, fast, fast relief”, Ted Bates & Co., 1952
  20. Rolling Stone, “Perception. Reality.”, Fallon McElligott Rice, 1985
  21. Pepsi-Cola, “The Pepsi generation”, Batton, Barton, Durstine & Osborn, 1964
  22. Hathaway Shirts, “The man in the Hathaway shirt”, Hewitt, Ogilvy, Benson & Mather, 1951
  23. Burma-Shave, Roadside signs in verse, Allen Odell, 1925
  24. Burger King, “Have it your way”, BBDO, 1973
  25. Campbell Soup, “Mmm mm good”, BBDO, 1930s
  26. U.S. Forest Service, Smokey the Bear/”Only you can prevent forest fires”, Advertising Council/Foote, Cone & Belding
  27. Budweiser, “This Bud’s for you”, D’Arcy Masius Benton & Bowles, 1970s
  28. Maidenform, “I dreamed I went shopping in my Maidenform bra”, Norman, Craig & Kunnel, 1949
  29. Victor Talking Machine Co., “His master’s voice”, Francis Barraud, 1901
  30. Jordan Motor Car Co., “Somewhere west of Laramie”, Edward S. (Ned) Jordan, 1923
  31. Woodbury Soap, “The skin you love to touch”, J. Walter Thompson Co., 1911
  32. Benson & Hedges 100s, “The disadvantages”, Wells, Rich, Greene, 1960s
  33. National Biscuit Co., Uneeda Biscuits’ Boy in Boots, N.W. Ayer & Son, 1899
  34. Energizer, The Energizer Bunny, Chiat/Day, 1989
  35. Morton Salt, “When it rains it pours”, N.W. Ayer & Son, 1912
  36. Chanel, “Share the fantasy”, Doyle Dane Bernbach, 1979
  37. Saturn, “A different kind of company, A different kind of car.”, Hal Riney & Partners, 1989
  38. Crest toothpaste, “Look, Ma! No cavities!”, Benton & Bowles, 1958
  39. M&Ms, “Melts in your mouth, not in your hands”, Ted Bates & Co., 1954
  40. Timex, “Takes a licking and keeps on ticking”, W.B. Doner & Co & predecessor agencies, 1950s
  41. Chevrolet, “See the USA in your Chevrolet”, Campbell-Ewald, 1950s
  42. Calvin Klein, “Know what comes between me and my Calvins? Nothing!
  43. Reagan for President, “It’s morning again in America” Tuesday Team, 1984
  44. Winston cigarettes, “Winston tastes good–like a cigarette should” 1954
  45. U.S. School of Music, “They laughed when I sat down at the piano, but when I started to play!” Ruthrauff & Ryan, 1925
  46. Camel cigarettes, “I’d walk a mile for a Camel”, N. W. Ayer & Son, 1921
  47. Wendy’s, “Where’s the beef?”, Dancer-Fitzgerald-Sample, 1984
  48. Listerine, “Always a bridesmaid, but never a bride”, Lambert & Feasley, 1923
  49. Cadillac, “The penalty of leadership”, MacManus, John & Adams, 1915
  50. Keep America Beautiful, “Crying Indian”, Advertising Council/Marstellar Inc., 1971
  51. Charmin, “Please don’t squeeze the Charmin”, Benton & Bowles, 1964
  52. Wheaties, “Breakfast of champions”, Blackett-Sample-Hummert, 1930s
  53. Coca-Cola, “It’s the real thing”, McCann-Erickson, 1970
  54. Greyhound, “It’s such a comfort to take the bus and leave the driving to us”, Grey Advertising, 1957
  55. Kellogg’s Rice Krispies, “Snap! Crackle! and Pop!”, Leo Burnett Co., 1940s
  56. Polaroid, “It’s so simple”, Doyle Dane Bernbach, 1977
  57. Gillette, “Look sharp, feel sharp”, BBDO, 1940s
  58. Levy’s Rye Bread, “You don’t have to be Jewish to love Levy’s Rye Bread”, Doyle Dane Bernbach, 1949
  59. Pepsodent, “You’ll wonder where the yellow went”, Foote, Cone & Belding, 1956
  60. Lucky Strike cigarettes, “Reach for a Lucky instead of a sweet”, Lord & Thomas, 1920s
  61. 7 UP, “The Uncola”, J. Walter Thompson, 1970s
  62. Wisk detergent, “Ring around the collar”, BBDO, 1968
  63. Sunsweet Prunes, “Today the pits, tomorrow the wrinkles”, Freberg Ltd., 1970s
  64. Life cereal, “Hey, Mikey”, Doyle Dane Bernbach, 1972
  65. Hertz, “Let Hertz put you in the driver’s seat”, Norman, Craig & Kummel, 1961
  66. Foster Grant, “Who’s that behind those Foster Grants?”, Geer, Dubois, 1965
  67. Perdue chicken, “It takes a tough man to make tender chicken” Scali, McCabe, Sloves, 1971
  68. Hallmark, “When you care enough to send the very best”, Foote, Cone & Belding, 1930s
  69. Springmaid sheets, “A buck well spent”, In-house, 1948
  70. Queensboro Corp., Jackson Heights Apartment Homes, WEAF, NYC, 1920s
  71. Steinway & Sons, “The instrument of the immortals”, N.W. Ayer & Sons, 1919
  72. Levi’s jeans, “501 Blues”, Foote, Cone & Belding, 1984
  73. Blackglama-Great Lakes Mink, “What becomes a legend most?”, Jane Trahey Associates, 1960s
  74. Blue Nun wine, Stiller & Meara campaign, Della Famina, Travisano & Partners, 1970s
  75. Hamm’s beer, “From the Land of Sky Blue Waters”, Campbell-Mithun, 1950s
  76. Quaker Puffed Wheat, “Shot from guns”, Lord & Thomas, 1920s
  77. ESPN Sports, “This is SportsCenter”, Wieden & Kennedy, 1995
  78. Molson Beer, Laughing Couple, Moving & Talking Picture Co., 1980s
  79. California Milk Processor Board, “Got Milk?”, 1993
  80. AT&T, “Reach out and touch someone”, N.W. Ayer, 1979
  81. Brylcreem, “A little dab’ll do ya”, Kenyon & Eckhardt, 1950s
  82. Carling Black Label beer, “Hey Mabel, Black Label!”, Lang, Fisher & Stashower, 1940s
  83. Isuzu, “Lying Joe Isuzu”, Della Famina, Travisano & Partners, 1980s
  84. BMW, “The ultimate driving machine”, Ammirati & Puris, 1975
  85. Texaco, “You can trust your car to the men who wear the star”, Benton & Bowles, 1940s
  86. Coca-Cola, “Always”, Creative Artists Agency, 1993
  87. Xerox, “It’s a miracle”, Needham, Harper & Steers, 1975
  88. Bartles & Jaymes, “Frank and Ed”, Hal Riney & Partners, 1985
  89. Dannon Yogurt, Old People in Russia, Marstellar Inc., 1970s
  90. Volvo, Average life of a car in Sweden, Scali, McCabe, Sloves, 1960s
  91. Motel 6, “We’ll leave a light on for you”, Richards Group, 1988
  92. Jell-O, Bill Cosby with kids, Young & Rubicam, 1975
  93. IBM, Chaplin’s Little Tramp character, Lord, Geller, Federico, Einstein, 1982
  94. American Tourister, The Gorilla, Doyle, Dane Bernbach, late 1960s
  95. Right Guard, “Medicine Cabinet”, BBDO, 1960s
  96. Maypo, “I want my Maypo”, Fletcher, Calkins & Holden, 1960s
  97. Bufferin, Pounding heartbeat, Young & Rubicam, 1960
  98. Arrow Shirts, “My friend, Joe Holmes, is now a horse”, Young & Rubicam, 1938
  99. Young & Rubicam, “Impact”, Young & Rubicam, 1930
  100. Lyndon Johnson for President, “Daisy”, Doyle Dane Bernbach, 1964