The worst lyrics of all time

I have been trawling the internet and here is my selection of the worst lyrics:

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 Are we human – or are we dancer?

Human -The Killers

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War is stupid

And people are stupid 

War Song – Culture Club

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Only time will tell

If we stand the test of time

Why Can’t This Be Love – Van Halen

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Get up off my genitals

I stay on that pinnacle

Kill you with my lyrical

Call me verbal criminal.

Don’t Stop the Party – Black Eyed Peas

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I don’t want to see a ghost

It’s the sight that I fear most

I’d rather have a piece of toast

Watch the evening news.

Life – Des’ree

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I’m serious as cancer,

When I say rhythm is a dancer.

Rhythm Is A Dancer – Snap

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Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony

Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh Lord, why don’t we?

We all know that people are the same wherever we go

There is good and bad in everyone

We learn to live, we learn to give

Each other what we need to survive together alive

Ebony & Ivory – Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder

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We’re talking A-B-C

I’m singing do-re-mi

I’ll teach you endlessly

Games of Love

We’re counting 1-2-3

I’m writing “U 4 Me”

I’ll teach you endlessly

Games of Love

Games of Love – Boyzone

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There were plants

And birds

And rocks

And things

Horse With No Name –  America

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Lucky that my breasts are small and humble

So you don’t confuse them with mountains

Wherever, Whenever – Shakira

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Someone left the cake out in the rain

I don’t think that I can take it

’cause it took so long to bake it

And I’ll never have that recipe again… Oh, no!

MacArthur Park – Donna Summer

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More sacrifices than an Aztec priest

Standing here straining at that leash

All fall down, can’t complain, mustn’t grumble

Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble 

That Was Then But This Is Now – ABC

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Slowly walking down the hall,

Faster than a cannonball,

Where were you when we were getting high?

Champagne Supernova – Oasis

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You know I feel so dirty when they start talking cute

I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probably moot

Jessie’s Girl – Rick Springfield

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You’re beautiful

You’re beautiful

You’re beautiful

It’s true

You’re Beautiful – James Blunt

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I am what I am…

A family man

I am what I am…

A family man

Mother… father… brother…

Mother… father… brother…

Family Man – Fleetwood Mac

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And fiery demons all dance when you walk through that door

Don’t say you’re easy on me you’re about as easy as a nuclear war

Is There Something I Should Know? – Duran Duran 

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The wild dogs cry out in the night,

As they grow restless longing for some solitary company,

I know that I must do what’s right,

Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

Africa – Toto

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